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From my Demented Mind...
Just Inappropriate Things
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 Cookies for Santa and his Reindeer set $30Indulge in the magic of the season with our festive cookies for Santa and his merry reindeer. Share in the holiday tradition with our delicious flavors that are sure to delight both young and old. Don't forget to leave some cookies out for Santa and his reindeer this Christmas! |  Jesus $30The one man that needs no introduction. The man himself. Jesus! |  Lets Pray $30Nothing says it better than the words used in a prayer. |  Turtle with blooms $30You just have to love the Sea Turtles of Southwest Florida |
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 Turtle with Flowers $30Another beautiful Sea Turtle of Southwest Florida |  Turtle with waves $30That pretty much sums it up. Sea Turtles of Southwest Florida. 5x10x 3/4, bagged, tagged, and ready to gift. |  I rub my meat... $30and I honestly hope you washed your hands afterwards.... 5x10x 3/4, bagged, tagged, and ready to gift. |  You're Going to want to Swallow.. $30For the BBQ'er in your life. 5x10x 3/4, bagged, tagged, and ready to gift. |
 The "Fancy Flamingo" $12Meet the class act of your Christmas tree - The 'Fancy Flamingo'! Add a touch of elegance and charm with this exquisite lady ornament. Elevate your holiday decor with the grace and beauty of the 'Fancy Flamingo' today! |  "Prince Charming" $12Embark on your fairy tale beginning with the enchanting 'Prince Charming' ornament. Sometimes, all it takes is a little magic to find your prince - add a touch of charm to your space with this delightful piece! |  "Got Crabs?" $12Transport yourself to the sunny beaches of Southern Florida with these beautiful "Got Crabs" ornaments! Guaranteed to bring a smile to your face, these charming decorations will add a touch of coastal flair to your home. Don't miss out on the chance to brighten up your space - get your hands on these delightful "Got Crabs" ornaments today! |  The "Pink Flamingo" $12Discover the enchanting charm of the 'Pink Flamingo' ornament, inspired by the graceful beauty of Southwest Florida. Add a touch of whimsy and elegance to your space with this adorable decor piece. Embrace the spirit of the Pink Flamingo today! |
 The "Dragonfly" $12Introducing the enchanting 'Dragonfly' ornament, inspired by the graceful dance of dragonflies whisking through the air on a summer breeze. Add a touch of whimsical elegance to your space with this beautiful piece! |  Old Glory $12Add a touch of patriotism to your Christmas tree with the 'Old Glory' ornament! Celebrate America in style with this beautifully crafted decoration that honors the spirit of the nation. Don't miss out on this perfect way to show your love for the USA during the holiday season! |  "Hermit" The Crab $12Get into the holiday spirit with our unique Christmas ornaments featuring adorable hermit crabs, inspired by the sunny beaches of Florida. Bring a touch of coastal charm to your tree this season with our delightful (hermit) crab-themed decorations! |  One Hairy Cow $12Get into the holiday spirit with our whimsical Hairy Cow Christmas Ornament! This adorable decoration is sure to bring a smile to your face and a touch of charm to your tree. Add some 'moo' to your festivities - shop now! |
 The "Not Chocolate" Nativity Tree $12Introducing the enchanting 'Not' Chocolate Nativity Tree - a unique Christmas ornament celebrating the birth of Christ. Add a touch of sacred beauty to your holiday decor with this special tree, a symbol of love and joy. Bring the true spirit of Christmas into your home with the 'Not' Chocolate Nativity Tree today! |  "Mermaids" $12Dive into the magic of the holiday season with 'The Mermaid' Christmas ornament. Inspired by mysterious creatures of the deep and the sunny beaches of Florida, this ornament brings a touch of enchantment to your festive decor. Add a splash of whimsy to your tree with 'The Mermaid' ornament today! |  "Mermaids" $12Dive into the magic of the holiday season with 'The Mermaid' Christmas ornament. Inspired by mysterious creatures of the deep and the sunny beaches of Florida, this ornament brings a touch of enchantment to your festive decor. Add a splash of whimsy to your tree with 'The Mermaid' ornament today! |  "Mermaids" $12Dive into the magic of the holiday season with 'The Mermaid' Christmas ornament. Inspired by mysterious creatures of the deep and the sunny beaches of Florida, this ornament brings a touch of enchantment to your festive decor. Add a splash of whimsy to your tree with 'The Mermaid' ornament today! |
 "Mermaids" $12Dive into the magic of the holiday season with 'The Mermaid' Christmas ornament. Inspired by mysterious creatures of the deep and the sunny beaches of Florida, this ornament brings a touch of enchantment to your festive decor. Add a splash of whimsy to your tree with 'The Mermaid' ornament today! |  Step into a world of nostalgia with our vibrant Neon 3-D Santa Christmas ornament! Add a touch of whStep into a world of nostalgia with our vibrant Neon 3-D Santa Christmas ornament! Add a touch of whimsy and holiday cheer to your decor with this unique piece. Don't miss out on the chance to brighten up your festivities - get your Neon Santa today! |  Classic Santa $12Capture the festive spirit with our classic Santa Claus Christmas ornament! This traditional design brings the joy of the holiday season to your home with a jolly 'Ho ho ho.' Add a touch of nostalgia and merriment to your decorations with our timeless Santa Claus ornament. |  A Christmas Full of Pride! $12Get ready for a Christmas Full of Pride with our spirited decorations! Celebrate the season with unique gifts and bring joy to your festivities. Add a touch of uniqueness to your holiday celebrations - shop now! |
 Sea Turtles Of Southwest Florida Ornament $12Celebrate the beauty of the sea turtles of Southwest Florida with this vibrant Christmas ornament. Adorned with stunning colors inspired by the Florida beaches, this ornament is a must-have for your holiday decor. Bring a touch of coastal charm to your Christmas tree with this exquisite sea turtle ornament! |  Volkswagon Yellow $6Experience a wave of nostalgia with the Love Bug Christmas Ornament inspired by the iconic Herby. Embrace the charm of yesteryears with this delightful piece that will add a touch of whimsy to your holiday decor. |  Orange Volkswagon $6Experience a wave of nostalgia with the Love Bug Christmas Ornament inspired by the iconic Herby. Embrace the charm of yesteryears with this delightful piece that will add a touch of whimsy to your holiday decor. |  Snowball Fight $6Step into the winter wonderland with our charming Snowball Fight ornament, perfect for adding a touch of festive fun to your Christmas decorations. Embrace the chilly spirit and spread joy with this adorable ornament - Brrr, it's time to add some whimsy to your holiday decor! |
 Red Christmas Truck $6Get into the holiday spirit with our charming Christmas Trucks collection! These festive trucks adorned with Christmas decorations evoke a sense of nostalgia with their classic old-school charm. Perfect for adding a touch of Christmas magic to your decor! |  Nativity Ball $6Celebrate the birth of Christ in style with our Round Nativity Ornament crafted from natural wood. Add a touch of warmth and tradition to your holiday decor with this special ornament! |  Fu#$ Flake $12Let it snow, Let it Snow, Let it snow. With this (F%^K) Flake Ornament. Say Merry Christmas in a whole new way. |  What would you do? $8Custom engraved 16oz Pint Glass. |
 Supercalifuckilistic $8Custom engraved 16oz Pint Glass. |  Ugly Stripper $8Custom engraved 16oz Pint Glass. |  Santas sack $8Custom engraved 16oz Pint Glass. |  If you have heard? $8Custom engraved 16oz Pint Glass. |
 Parking $8Custom engraved 16oz Pint Glass. |  Not going back $8Custom engraved 16oz Pint Glass. |  Multitasker $8Custom engraved 16oz Pint Glass. |  Ho Lee Chit $8Custom engraved 16oz Pint Glass. |
 Difficult $8Custom engraved 16oz Pint Glass. |  Deer Meat $8Custom engraved 16oz Pint Glass. |  Comfy Clothes $8Custom engraved 16oz Pint Glass. |  Candles Arent the only $8Custom engraved 16oz Pint Glass. |
 Believe it $8Custom engraved 16oz Pint Glass. |  Apologies $8Custom engraved 16oz Pint Glass. |  Asshole $8Custom engraved 16oz Pint Glass. |  Merry Christmas Board $40 |
 Reindeer Board $40 |  Oval Santa $40 |  Santa $40 |  Charcuterie $40 |
 Sea Turtle of Southwest Florida $40 |  Sea Turtle of Southwest Florida $40 |  Sea Turtle of Southwest Florida $40 |  Sea Turtle of Southwest Florida $40 |
 If you can read this... $40 |  Mary Jane... $40 |  A French Word.. $40 |  JD Vance Special $40 |
 Rascally Rabbit $40 |  Oh Christmas Tree $40 |  Round Wreath $30 |  Round Santa $30 |
 Round Frosty $30 |  Round Christmas Tree $30 |  Cookies for Santa Cutting Board Set $30 |  Cookies for Santa $20 |
 Cookies for Santa $20 |  Cookies for Santa $20 |  Coaster Set $25 |
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